Top Ten Benefits of Unemployment

10. Stress, nature’s weight loss plan

9. Breakfast tastes better sitting down.

8. Flip-flops are much more comfortable than heels.

7. Eight hours of sleep, what a concept!

6. Did you know this is Oprah’s last year? Thank goodness I won’t miss it!

5. Just in time for cold and flu season, no more public transportation.

4. It turns out that if you have time to do laundry you don’t need to buy as many clothes.

3. So those are my kids? They’re really cute!

2. Looks of pity never get old.

1. Sweatpants, they’re the new black.



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